Post-Sellout

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Verse 1

There was a

man

He had a c

hicken farm

He

did it right and he knew it was right

Where the

money would flow in

His grandaddy told him when he was a young

boy

He said son you're gonna

die on this chicken farm

So you

better get used to shoveling manures and

Verse 2

One day he went

home

And his wi

fe was sucking some dick

From one of his

homeboys

And he

said why'd you do it to

me

She just

cried and he let his

homeboy just leave

And so they

fucked for a second

And

finally they quieted

She

cooked up some fried chicken

And they

started moving silent

Through the

kitchen to some old song

They didn't know what was wrong

Until the

children came in and said Mom and Dad what are you

doing

And they said nothing we're just bo

ot scootin'

Around the kitchen at

nine

O'clock in the night

Verse 3

The next morning he said baby, don't worry

I gotta go to work but it's not in a

hurry

I can got time for, to love on y

ou

But

I gotta question for you

Did he stick his finger in your

ass?

Like you like it, like you

let me do

I can't handle it

if you let him stick his finger in it

I won't have it no way in hell

I'll shoot him in the face and go straight to jail

But

I got some chickens that need feedin'

Cows at home they need to be grazin'

But they won't do it without me, n

o

While my fucking wife is a

whore

Why do you like to

suck mean dick every goddamn night

I

wish you weren't such a whore

But

I kinda like it because it makes me horn

y

Baby,

please come back to

me

Is your mom available

?

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