Think As You Drunk

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4.8 (23)

Key: G# Tuning: E A D G B E Capo: 4th fret

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THINK AS YOU DRUNK

As recorded by Riley Green

(From the 2026 Album THAT'S JUST ME)

Capo 4th fret

To play without a capo transpose +4 steps.

Intro

One, two, a one, t

wo

Verse 1

Just who the hell do you

think you

are

I pay the light bill

in this bar

Hey whatcha mean you’re

gonna cut me off

Just shut up and give me that

beer I bought

I got no idea who

took my keys

Who put this lipstick

on my cheek

I know I might come off

whiskey bent

You’re probably thinkin

’ I’m three sheets to the wind

Chorus

But I ain’t as think a

s you drunk I am

Don’t pay no mind to

this mountain of crushed up cans

No, I can’t s

ay my CBA’s

I can sing you every

song that jukebox plays

And I know I can&rs

quo;t stand or sit

But if I was hammered, could I

dance like this?

Might have a cold one

in each hand

But I ain’t as think a

s you drunk I am

Verse 2

Honey, to be honest I&rsq

uo;ve had me a few

I mighta danced with a

cowgirl or two

I mighta left my left

boot at the bar

You mighta seen me laying

out in the

yard

Chorus

But I ain’t as think a

s you drunk I am

Don’t pay no mind to

this mountain of crushed up cans

No, I can’t s

ay my CBA’s

I can sing you every

song that jukebox plays

And I know I can&rs

quo;t stand or sit

But if I was hammered, could I

dance like this?

Might have a cold one

in each hand

But I ain’t as think a

s you drunk I am

Interlude

Bridge

Well, I

mighta started drinking at

noon

But this

honky tonk don&rs

quo;t close till 2

Chorus

And I ain’t as think a

s you drunk I am

Don’t pay no mind to

this mountain of crushed up cans

No, I can’t s

ay my CBA’s

I can sing you every

song that jukebox plays

And I know I can&rs

quo;t stand or sit

But if I was hammered, could I

dance like this?

Might have a cold one

in each hand

But I ain’t as think a

s you drunk I am

Outro

Might have a cold one

in all three hands

But I ain’t as think a

s you drunk

I am

May not be good as I

once was

But I&rsquo

;m as good once

as I ever was

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