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Verse
And if your heart stops beating
I'll be here
wondering
Did you g
et what you dese
rve?
The ending of your l
ife and if you get to heaven
I'll be here
waiting, babe
Did you g
et what you deserve?
The end, and if your
life won't wait
Then your
heart can't
take this
Chorus
H
ave you heard the news
that you're dead?
No
one ever had much nice to say
I th
ink they never liked you
anyway
O
h take me from the ho
spital bed
Would
n't it be grand?
It ain't exactly what you planned.
And wo
uldn't it be great
If
we were dea
d?
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Ohh dead.
Verse
Tongue-tied and oh so squeamish
You never fell in love
Did y
ou get what you deserv
e?
The ending of your
life
And if you get
to heaven
I'll
be here waiting, babe
Did y
ou get what you des
erve?
The end, and if your life
won't wait
Then your
heart can't
take this
Chorus
H
ave you heard the news
that you're dead?
No
one ever had much nice to say
I th
ink they never liked you
anyway
O
h take me from the ho
spital bed
Would
n't it be grand to take a pistol by the hand
And wo
uldn't it be great
If
we were dea
d?
Verse
N.C.
And in my honest observation
N.C.
During this operation
N.C.
Found a complication in your heart
N.C.
So long, 'cause now you've got (now you've got)
N.C.
Maybe just 2 weeks to live
N.C.
Is that the most the both of you can give?
N.C.
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Breakdown
One, two, one two three four!
LA LA LA LA LA!
LA LA LA LA LA LA!
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A LA LA LA LA L
A LA!
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A LA LA LA LA!
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A LA LA LA LA LA!
LA
LA LA LA LA LA
LA!
Outro
If li
fe ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!)
Th
en why are we laughing? (LA LA LA LA LA LA!)
If li
fe ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!)
Then why a
re we laughing?
If life ain't
just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!)
Then why
are we laughing? (LA LA LA LA
LA LA!)
If life ain't just a jok
e (LA LA LA LA LA!)
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Then why am I dead?
DEAD!
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