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Chords
4.7 (10)
intermediate Key: G Tuning: E A D G B E
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None
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D9 is: XX0242
All the other chords should be pretty straightforward.
Intro
Yeah!
Verse 1
And if your heart stops beating
I'll be here wondering
Did you
get what you deserve
?
The ending of your
life
And if you get to heaven
I'll be here waiting, babe
Did you
get what you deserv
e?
The end, and if your
life won't wait
Then your
heart can't
take this
Chorus
Have you heard the
news that you're dead?
No one ever had much nice to say
I
think they never liked you
anyway
Oh,
take me from the
hospital bed
Wouldn't it be grand? It ain't exactly what you planned
And
wouldn't it be great if
we were
dead? Oh, dead
Verse 2
Tongue-tied and oh, so squeamish
You never fell in love
Did you
get what you deserve
?
The ending of your
life
And if you get to heaven
I'll be here waiting, babe
Did you
get what you deserve
?
The end, and if your
life won't wait
Then your
heart can't
take this
Chorus
Have you heard the
news that you're dead?
No one ever had much nice to say
I
think they never liked you
anyway
Oh,
take me from the
hospital bed
Wouldn't it be grand to take a pistol by the hand?
And
wouldn't it be great if
we were
dead?
Bridge
And in my honest obser
vation
During this ope
ration
Found a
complication
in your heart
So long,
'cause now you've
got
Maybe
just two weeks to live
Is that the
most the both of you can give?
[I skip the solo and the "lala" section because it just doesn't work well on solo acoustic.]
Outro
If
life ain't just a
joke
Then why are we lau
ghing?
If
life ain't just a
joke
Then why are we
laughing?
If
life ain't just a
joke
Then why are we
laughing?
If
life ain't just a
joke
Then why are we
laughing?
And why am I
dead?
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